I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

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i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan

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"I catch myself still hoping sometimes."
– six word story (via hnnhtylr)

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just want a super cute boyfriend who would let me wear his shirts and sit in bed all day with me and read and just watch movies and listen to music and would let me take lots of photos of him ugh

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